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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Damn, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says t...

The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tutti Homini" - Meaning, Blessed be Mankind. A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day and tol...

A female business executive is late for a meeting and is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over and says, "Ma'am, can I please see your license?" S...

Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day Also say: He who let woman on top is screwing up. Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot! Confucius say: Ma...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are seated side-by-side at a bar. Each has a mug of beer in front of him. Simultaneously, three flies land in the beers, one in each mug...

There's this married couple and its their 25th anniversary. they got 3 sons and on their anniversary the 3 sons gave them each presents. the first son He gave them a cadillac. He's...