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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me wh...

A Mexican magician tells the audience that he will disappear on the count of three. He says "uno... dos..." *poof*. And he disappears without a trace...

There are four passengers on a plane: A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican. The pilot gets on the radio and says that there is a problem with the plane, and three peo...

Thanks to http://unijokes.com/ An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.  The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this ...

One morning Tom calls his boss and says "Good morning, boss.  Unfortunately, I feel terrible today. I got a headache and stomach ache, so I'm going to take a sick day, if that's al...

Thanks http://www.bluedonut.com/jokes.htm Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he ...

Thanks to Don Steinberg On a Saturday morning, three boys come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table.   Their mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat. ...

Thanks to Neel Burton. In the middle of the night, Holmes nudges Watson awake, and says, "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions of stars, my dear ...

Thanks to http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/saints/labor_day.htm In the week before Labor Day, Eli, a poor country farmer won $480,000 in the Lottery.  As a treat he took his wife a...

Thanks to Neel Burton "Doctor," said the receptionist, "there's a patient here who thinks he's invisible." "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."...

Thanks to Neel Burton. A Zen student goes to a temple and asks how long it will take him to gain enlightenment if he joins the temple. "Enlightenment can be achieved here in ten ...

Thanks to http://www.greatcleanjokes.com/78/funny-story-2/ An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and w...