3 on the Tree

Let's face it, this may be the worst election in history. However, we can all take comfort in the fact that somewhere, some trust fund baby is leaving a filthy millionaire sex romp...

This week, we learn that if the doctor plans on putting you under, you might want to wear your GoPro... Just a precaution. Also, for anybody who'd like to travel in squalor to Arge...

Brace yourselves, folks, because this is the first episode we've recorded while looking each other directly in our stupid faces. We're all together for this one, and we recount the...

Got a bad case of the presidential primary blues? Can't say we blame you... In fact, Ian is so upset, he's got crippling menstrual cramps! Luckily, 3OT is back with your weekly dos...

What you get out of your body is heavily dependent on what you put into your body. For most of us Americans, that consists mainly of synthetic meat and potato products, but occasio...

Some things just don't make sense... What things, you ask? Well for starters, modern art, V8 motorcycles, and Kanye West's endearing self esteem....

This episode is dedicated to the combat veterans of the Emu War, a bloody conflict that pitted Australia against a giant flock of flightless birds. Yes, the Aussies lost, and no, I...

Well, listeners, it's a big week in news! All of the presidential douchebags are squaring off in Iowa, of all places, the Governor of Michigan is hosting "white robe benefits" for ...

This week, we show that the true measure of a life isn't what you take with you, it's the embarrassing story that you leave behind. So all you otherkin out there should curl up you...

This week we're joined by professional cosplayers April Gloria and Yelaina May! They give us the inside scoop on con creeps, Patreon, and some of their misadventures in the world o...

Who hasn't worked in a restaurant at some point or another? No kind of person I want to hang out with! Working in food service is almost like a coming-of-age ritual - one that eith...

In the time it took for you to read this sentence, all of your bananas went bad....