2 Blondes 1 Brain

Surprise special guest! He speaks on his life in the navy (barf but we love him), and compares notes between Vegas/California proms vs. Hazen’s Utah promenades. Trigger warning: fl...

Introducing our new segment: Trauma or Treasure! You can guess what that’s about. We also break down how the algorithms work—are our phones listening to us?! And some work anecdote...

If you don’t know what it is, get ready to find out. Also, listen to part of the reason why Erika quit her ridiculous job and now chooses the life of worklessness....

Learn what that word means, what a current senator says about women, and how to shut down an invasive Irene. (Hazen literally fell asleep recording this episode.)...

Hazen is a sickly sand crab in Mexico and Erika dives into some Canadian ragrets....

Erika quit her hellscape job! 10/10 recommend just leaving a note and blocking your boss. Hazen is an NFT gal....

Back to spill some workplace happenings and educate the fans on Utah-based religious Virginity clauses....

Decide if Erika has a roommate or if she’s just unmedicated, while Hazen’s husband becomes a swamp witch—I mean movie star....

Tune in for our first attempt at long-distance podding and the tea on Hazen’s clientele....

SEASON 2 TWEEDLE DICKS. We’re back, we’re angry, we’re confused. It’s fine and Utah is still as fun as a dog’s unexpressed anal gland. You’ll get it I promise....

Erika and Hazen rejoin the podcast life to bring their loyal listeners some reality checks (or reminders to dish out the reality checks to local yocals). #babymodel and drone daddi...

Recently re-obsessed with Pokémon GO (make sure to add us—trainer codes on our Instagram @2blondes1brain.pod), Hazen and Erika camp next to another construction site to yell about ...