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266: The After School Special, or My Cheese Fails Me!
You know those after school specials on TV, where there's a kid with some problems -- say he's got a chargers tattoo on his face and a natural diagram of a wolfman on his back, tha...
265: Halloween Dog Grooming Contest! or Salisbury Steak While Crying
You know those fancy dog grooming contests? You know, the ones where you have to geese yourself in private? And where sideways is not an option? You know, the ones where "zither po...
264: Curse Of The Mummy Part 2! Or, Put a Blintz on my Rowdy Parts!
Well, we did it. We did a "part 2" instead of just totally abandoning the premise! The Mummy has captured Rebecca! Will Charles free her? Will the Halloween Superstore sell somethi...
263: Curse of the Mummy! Part 1 or...You Shouldn't Trickle on People you don't Know!
It's that time of year again! The time for spooky stuff like ruby-encrusted irons, golden pine sol containers, and THIS! The Curse of the Mummy! A Super Cree-Pee Time Spectacular i...
262: Hostage Situation, or Keep Your Hands Clear of the Friendship Ray!
We're back! And there's trouble brewing in the city. There's a madman on the loose, and he's got hostages. So make sure to feed a clock to a bear, rub a golfer without their knowle...
261: The Gianetti Brothers Return, or Tomato Butter is Butter a Tomato Uses on Its Food
Our favorite restauranteurs are back, with the kind of fanciness that chilled their grandmother's trampoline salesman's goiter off! You might not be able to handle this kind of fan...
260: Door to Door Salesmen, or When Your Grandpa is Re-Lousing Himself!
This week, we've got a couple of door-to-door salesmen and their murderer friends, working their way up the street, trying to make a sale. Looking for a set of steak knives and a s...
259: The Lost Gold Mine, or Raccoonigator!
It's the Old West. Seems like a quiet night in the saloon when suddenly, a stranger blows into town with a map to a hidden gold mine! Who will get his gold? The old bartender who w...
258: Alien Invasion, or a Big Glass of Baby Oil and a Small Glass of Adult Oil
It's an invasion! A group of aliens who are developing a new way to mosey are preparing an attack on the earth. After photocopying a wild pig and bringing out a nice tray of Charle...
257: The Old Curio Shop, or It Tastes Like a Bagel Got a Job
You know those little shops where you can buy just about anything? Like a hat or a horn, or Ambush Wafers, or a set of Pantry Demons? You know the place, where you can find a slurp...
256: Shy Cow Man Returns! or My Mother was in a Cream Corn Accident
Sometimes, a superhero goes away for so long, you just can't quite remember what episode was the one in which he was last seen. This is about to be one of those times. If you read...
255: Holmes & Watson Return! or Dogs are Sideways from Regular People!
The game's afoot! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are discussing how a baby moose is trying to be a baby fat dog, when Mrs. Hudson comes in with a case! Her beloved sister is experi...
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