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Have you ever wanted to just curl up with a good book? Like the followup to "The Lorax" called "Scumbag"? Or "Oh, the Demons You'll Spend Time With"? How do you feel about the word...

We all need new technology. How else would you be able to thigh-mate yourself, or check your blood popcorn levels? Well, TechFest2019 is here to reinvigorate your pants area and sh...

Well, it's springtime, and that means only one thing: decorative crafts made with feet in mind! That's right, Jeannie and Charlotte are back, with a visit from the Adhesive King an...

Well, it's that time of year, when basketball dreams all come true! Buzzer beaters, cinderella stories, and of course a manta ray that has taken an interest in FoliageBall (i.e. co...

When immortal beings clash, the earth shakes. Also, you will overload your bank account with goo, and a GordonFish will do your taxes from a lake. So eat the eyebrow of a heartbrok...

You know those folks old diners where the cheesecake has been enslaved, and you can have them send over a big steaming beehive? The kind that makes that special wopner sauce made i...

Dear friends, did you miss your local spaghetti drop last month? Have you suffered a camel attack? Do you own a moose, but not know you own it? Do you enjoy Sherbet Valley's Crimin...

What happens when two scientists share data only to find a strange object hurtling towards the earth? What happens when people are too afraid to use solid eyedrops? What is a custo...

Are you looking for a lovely getaway for Valentine's Day? Somewhere you can buy oils scented like a sumo wrestler's computer? Do you need a vacation in a place that understands tha...

What's that you say? You're in Europe, and you're looking for an experience so fancy that your plugs will come out? So fancy that your jerky will be exposed to team sports? So fanc...

What's that you say? You're having a little car trouble? Is it the kind where you want someone to dislocate their shoulders and crawl up the tailpipe to check out the trouble? Do y...

This week, it's time for a little of this, a little of that, a little of the other thing. We start with actual us actually chatting about how snipers poop. And then, we go back and...