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Episode 68 - SALMONELLA, COVID, AND HANGOVERS
WHAT A SUNDAY. DODGING DISEASE LEFT AND RIGHT. LISTEN AND LEARN....
Episode 67 - REJECTION, SONG LYRICS, AND THE CAPITOL
THIS CHICK GOT REJECTED BY A GUY, AND I CANT BELIEVE HIS EXCUSE. LISTEN TO UNCLE MATTY TALK ABOUT FUN STUFF. COME HANG OUT....
Episode 66 - MOVIE REVIEWS, 10 YEARS, AND OLD INTERNET
YOUR BOY IS WEARING A PINK (SALMON) SHIRT, AND PISSING OFF THE ALGORITHM. HAVE FUN!...
Episode 65 - YOU DONT OWE PPL S**T, 2020, AND LAME DM'S
THE AUDIO ISNT GREAT. MY APOLOGIES. THIS EP IS A VENTING SESH. ENJOY...
Episode 64 - LIVE MUSIC, DRUNK ROOMMATE, AND BLACKING OUT
I don't like live bands, but I was in band (briefly) in middle school. Also, my roommate in college would get drunk and we'd draw on him....
Episode 63 - SPIT WHEN I TALK, IDK S**T, AND WHITE PRIVILEGE
I SPIT, OLD GUYS ARE WEIRD WITH THEIR LAWNS, AND I WANT NEW CLOTHES. ALSO, MY NEIGHBOR IS HAMMERING THE WHOLE EPISODE AND I YELL AT THEM....
Episode 62 - HIT WITH TACO, LOST CATS, AND BURNING BRIDGES
YOUR BOY TOOK A CHALUPA OFF THE DOME, AND DIDNT FLINCH. WHAT??! LISTEN, LIKE, SHARE, SH*T....
Episode 61 - XTREME COUPONING, CRAMPS, AND LEGO HEAD
YOU'RE BOY IS SAVING BIG! SAVE THOSE CVS RECEIPTS (I DONT KNOW IF I SPELT THAT RIGHT, AND I DONT CARE). LISTEN AND LAUGH....
Episode 60 - WAPs, BEN FRANKLIN SMASHING, AND HIEROGLYPHICS SEX
I THINK ABOUT PEOPLE IN THE 1700S HAVING SEX, AND IM FINE WITH THAT. BE YOURSELF!...
Episode 59 - BAD MOODS, INSTAGRAM LOSERS, STEALING DATA
YOUR BOY IS BACK AND IM READY TO SLAP SOME @$$. LISTEN FOR THE FUN, STAY FOR THEY WEIRD....
Episode 58 - GENDER REVEALS SUCK
New episode while im in Connecticut for a couple weeks. Gender reveal parties suck, your kid probably isn't yours, and motivation. Hot topics for ya bishasss...
Episode 56 - INSTAGRAM, DATING SUCKS, AND IM NOT CRYING
OH YOUR BOY IS BACK AND IT LOOKS LIKE HES CRYING (IM NOT). I DIG INTO A TON OF S**T, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY I DISCUSS HOW TO PROPERLY DEAL WITH SUCCESS WITHOUT BEATING YOURSELF UP....
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