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242: D&D Night! or, a Poltergeist was Glazing my Shoehorn
It's time for a few guys from Mr. Waverley's class to get together for a little table top RPG action. I've you ever played D&D, or just wanted to have a dagger of donkey understand...
241: The Old Country Doctor, or Whisper the Gonad Song to Henry the Arbitrator
Is your hat flavored like a church? Do you have a syndrome that makes your eyes look like your ears? Well, then, looks like it's time for a visit to the folksy ol' country doctor. ...
The Animal Trainer, or Earn his Trust by Stroking his Gershwin!
Holy crap, we're back! We've missed you! Did you miss us? Did you want to hear one of those late night talk shows where they bring on a zoo keeper? And he brings on all kinds of an...
239: The Coffee Shop, or Being Glib to a Peanut-Flavored Gremiln!
You know how sometimes you need a nice cup of coffee? No, like, a really GOOD cup of coffee, from one of those coffee shops where the coffee is roasty, like the underwear of a gian...
238: The Farmers, with Chowhouse Boy and Stanley!
Nothin' like a day on the farm. You get up, you farm, a lot. Then you just keep right on farming. You do it even if you fall off a chairlift into a bottle of chastity oil. You don'...
237: Cops on the Beat: a Librarian Coursing Through My Veins
A couple of patrolmen, in the car, in a town where lemonade is waiting for you. They sew their own guns, they inhale next to doorknob shops, and they've got a tangerine just waitin...
236: Terrors Of The Sea, or the RatClosetFish
This week, it's a harrowing tale from the depths of the briny deep. The kind of story that involves PorchMaster, the Master of all Porches, and a whale's big friend, Arthur. Learn ...
235: The Tower Of Bees Obstacle Course, or Leave Butter Out for Butter Claus
Today, it's everyone's favorite obstacle course game show, brought to you by Friendliness Ice Cream's Beat One, Eat Your Car Sale! So, if you're in the mood for a big blackened bee...
234: The Survival Experts, or You Can't Loan Dolphins
You know those survival shows where a couple of guys have to survive deadly wig-wearing vapor snakes and hose animals, and lie down in the shape of a radio? Where you learn about e...
233: Miss Issatelia's Valentine, or Your Eyebrows Belong to the Rabies Foundation
Our beloved friend, Miss Issatelia and her manservant, Reginald or Franklin or something, have returned. Miss I's granddaughter, Cholestria (ask your doctor if Cholestria is right ...
232: The Civil War Re-enactors, or Pre-creamed Vegetables!
Have you ever felt a deep sense of gratitude for those history buffs who know all about the Civil War, General Hairy Hat, and the Easter pushups contest? Well, look no further. Thi...
231: A New Friend at the Circus! or As Nervous as a Cat Full of Hens!
Well, this week on the Big Outdoor Kids Funtime Show, there's a rumor that there's a new animal at the circus! Will it be a tinkle squirrel, or a drizzle beast? A bird with a crimi...
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