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Thanks to https://www.wattpad.com/6059636-prison-jokester A young man is sentenced to fifteen years in prison.  The warden takes an immediate liking to him and puts him in a cell ...

What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?  Tennish I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would get angry if she heard me say that. Last night me and my girlfrie...

Thanks to netfunny.com Once upon a time there was a farmer whose wife had died and left him withthree beautiful teenage daughters. Every weekend, when they went out on dates, the ...

These two elderly couples are hanging out one evening having a lovely time when one of the men starts raving about this fantastic restaurant he and his wife went to the other night...

Thanks to http://www.greatcleanjokes.com/ A man died and went before St. Peter who said, “Before you meet with God,  I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be hon...

Two nuns are ordered by their Mother Superior to paint a room in the convent, but not to get a drop of paint on their habits.  So the nuns decide to lock the door of the room, rem...

With thanks to Keegan-Michael Key (aka Kee-Mi-Key).  A guy is dragging another guy home who's like "it's going to be fine... just tell my wife........aghahghahghgha", so he's drun...

A little old lady walks into the a bank with a bag full of money and insists that she must speak with the president of the bank. She tells the bank president that she has accumula...

Bill worked in a pickle factory.  He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.  He had this ...

Little Benny, the polar bear, went to his dad one day and said "Dad, am I really a polar bear?" and his dad said "Well, yes of course, I'm a polar bear and your mom is a polar bea...

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith...

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created t...