Cool Cat Cinema Fireside Chat

This episode has fermented for months for your listening pleasure! Listen to the Cat’s very late New Years resolutions. There are several hoes....

We accidentally killed 4 million children, we can’t wait to have Derek Savage sue us, and we can’t seem to end this episode....

We don’t talk about scrotums for about 4 seconds, and then we read a fan letter that spurs a nihilistic argument about why anything exists....

Matt dons his detective cap and deduces that “cool things cost money.” Halloween becomes its own country. Pulp....

Andrew and Ian struggle to pop Matt’s John Cena cherry, we read an encrypted fan letter, and we talk about the 24 hour charity stream....

Andrew is uncomfortable with how much of a failure Matthew is, and we want to make videos that appeal to the terrorist demographic....

We interview a dead cat, Ian teaches a history lesson about Nazi chocolate gold, and we reveal the new Andrew dating app....

Andrew opens a door, Matt doesn’t delete charming malware off his computer, and we demand you glue hair to your CPU....

Half-Life 2 is pure agony, pornography is more important than NASA, and we have no idea if Fidel Castro is still alive...

Ian explains an unexplainable museum, Matt regales the history of Cool Cat Cinema, and we’ll dance nude for 10,000 subscribers....

Ian recommends a game about cat butts, Matt dishes out some h8 for League of Legends, Blizzard has no lawyers, and we read some fan mail....

Matt hasn’t died yet, Ian teases the best joke he’ll ever tell that we’ll never hear, and an intense discussion about how to describe......