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EP. 16: "She's a 74 year old woman with health problems, so he's like 'FINISH HER!'"
In this episode: Morimoto - NYC OneFold - Denver Whitehouse Tavern - Aspen...
EP. 15: "It comes with scarlet fever, but LOW MILES!"
In this episode we discuss everything from the feeling of Friends trivia victory to the number of bodies in the Hudson River to how the customer is, in fact, not always right. ...
EP. 14: "I'm deaf and my family's dead, so...all is well."
This week we talk about how tipping the host/hostess could keep you from dangling from a cliff while you eat, a review from America's sweetheart and Yelp Elitist, Jeffrey Dahmer, a...
EP. 13: "Every hole gets a tot!"
This week we cover how working in a restaurant kitchen could turn you into a butch lesbian, the anatomy of the queef, and old, racist women on the Upper East Side. Establishments:...
EP. 12.5: "No no no...don't stop patting each others' dicks because of me."
RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: NO CLUE ...
EP. 12: "They're infested with hookers, but they look clean."
RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: RICK'S CABARET - NYC LE CACHET DAY SPA - NYC TOUS LES JOURS - NYC MAX BRENNER - NYC ...
EP. 11: "That looks like someone gave you butterfly kisses with their butthole."
RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: The 404 Kitchen - Nashville, TN Loveless Cafe - Nashville, TN Bida Manda - Raleigh, NC ...
EP. 10: "That smells lovely, and watching it come out of you was a treat."
RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: Joel Robuchon at MGM Grand - Las Vegas, NV Spoon and Stable - Minneapolis, MN Duke's Waikiki - Honolulu, HI ...
EP. 9: "Get out of my fucking restaurant you old bloodfart!"
RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: THE DUPLEX - NEW YORK, NY YARDBIRD SOUTHERN TABLE & BAR - MIAMI, FL KUSH - MIAMI, FL CRACKERS CASUAL DINING - MIAMI, FL PIG & PICKLE - SCOTTSDALE, AZ...
EP 8: "Drunk driving in reverse down the freeway."
RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: ANNABEL LEE TAVERN - BALTIMORE, MD THE LATE BLOOMER - CHICAGO, IL STRIP HOUSE - NEW YORK, NY LYFE KITCHEN - CHICAGO, IL ...
EP. 7: "If you think it ain't happening, yeah...no, they're boning dudes."
RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: Kokkari Estiatorio - San Francisco, CA The Mule - Oklahoma City, OK Scoma's - San Francisco, CA The Olde Pink House - Savannah, GA ...
EP. 6: "...when I take my pants off I just cool right down."
RESTAURANTS REVIEWED: BOND 45 - New York, NY John Brown Smokehouse - Queens, NY Oasis - Austin, TX ...
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