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Eye Twitching Through It
It’s a shorty but a goody. A prequel, if you will. Hazen, the embodiment of Link from The Legend of Zelda, and Erika, the devil—as some surely envision her, are back. With a hasty ...
Toyota Crayola and Mist
Our entire lives are spent coming up with subpar drag names for ourselves—we can never have enough identities. This week, experience Mr. Ring as Erika did, and Hazen as he shares t...
You Know She’s a Girl, Right?
Listen to what Hazen got Erika’s little sister and brother into over a weekend in Palm Springs, how Hazen served an unassuming Craigslist woman more than just tea, and Erika compla...
Is Erika Even Canadian?
Erika shares some TMI couple’s advice, while Hazen takes notes. Apparently Canadian’s don’t believe in a tick (Erika actively gagged upon googling when a picture of a tick popped u...
Go Away Grandma
Hazen is back in Utah! For the day. Erika demonstrates what petty vengeance is to a family member who previously struggled with the definition of it (she has 3 immediate family mem...
Season 32
Or whatever. What’s up bitches, we’re back, again, once more, today, with an episode. Consider it our re-re-entry into podcasting. Hot girl summer was giving winter downies this ye...
ABORT ABORT
hello season 3! Thank you for surviving this long after we took a hot break, but we’re back ya boobs. Today Hazen shares his exclusive estate sale endeavours, and Erika is still gr...
High Demand Hazen Hazard
As titled, this is a hazardly Hazen episode and we are thriving vicariously thru his antics. Featuring Kasey today! Tune in for an update on the movement we started at Ol*ve G*arde...
After ‘borty Brecky
This week, a recovering Hazen and a namaste Erika tackle an old foe (who never showed up to fight), covered why str8 men are not long for this world, and discussed the world’s most...
Watermelon Boob Bitches
No holds barred, the team is introducing a new segment that’s already Erika’s favorite: Rewind and Roast. As a reformed bully, she’s ready to redirect to wreck the deserving troglo...
Mormon Lore, Part 2
Concluding the results of the polls re: things people grew up believing in the Mormon church. As always, topped off with our Trauma or Treasure segment!...
Mormon Lore & Dickskin Gore
Exactly what the title says, sorry. But also a top tier episode if you’re fascinated by the weird things some mormons believe/teach. Also listen about Erika’s ex, Hazen’s churchy e...
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